Score: 5

"OK but .."

submission: Little Bus Ride Of Horror

date: June 10, 2008

The idea was an excellent one, but I got tired of very similar graphic frames. I can only look at really ugly stuff for so long before I want a change of scenery. Also, of course, picking on retarded girls is not in good taste, but you know that.

To those who can't view it properly, open it as a pop-up.

Score: 4

"Don't waste your time"

submission: The Spill Canvas Pinball

date: June 8, 2008

Never heard of the guys and after this I shall avoid them like the plague. Slow, uninteresting and very hard to do badly at. I lost my first ball after five minutes play because I fell asleep!

Score: 8

"Need for Speed"

submission: Final Fantasy Tactix

date: June 7, 2008

Probably best appreciated by FF fans, but the dialogue needs speeding up.

Score: 7

"Once more unto the Dansen"

submission: Disgaea Caramelldansen

date: May 27, 2008

Good addition to the Caramelldansen collection (if there was one, which there should be). The problem with them all is that the song goes on far too long (even speeded up as it is). Thanks for the info on the game, Masterfung.

Score: 8

"Difficult to master"

submission: Booty Rider

date: May 27, 2008

The game was compelling enough, but maybe a shade too difficult. Also, I never understood why I'd failed my primary objective (time? whatever?) Give a bit more info.

Score: 7

"Shows promise"

submission: Apocalypse Please Preview

date: May 27, 2008

Held my attention OK. Proof of the pudding will be .. etc. Beware of crits that are barely literate.

Score: 10

"Beautifully made"

submission: MusicBot: Harder, Faster

date: May 27, 2008

As the machine started unpacking itself, I was already going "Wow!" Terrific job.

Score: 5

"Needs work"

submission: Bowling_

date: May 26, 2008

All the previous remarks re spin, physics etc are all valid. In real bowling, you rarely aim at the pin you want to hit because the curve will take it there.

Score: 8

"It's different"

submission: Dammit Susan!

date: May 26, 2008

Nice idea, ok execution. Worth watching.

Score: 9

"Superior game"

submission: Meet and Fuck Leila

date: May 24, 2008

A classy version if not very original